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Legions of lonely losers are taking advantage of “escort services”

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Legions of lonely losers are taking advantage of “escort services”, hoping they’ll finally spend some quality time with a girl they know they’ll never get on their own. Online escort services such as are making tons of cash thanks to weak men and beautiful women that don’t mind taking advantage of them and mercilessly milking their wallets into nonexistence.

Dr. Suckitdry says that hiring escort services and paid companionship in general is a way out for socially awkward men who can’t get a real, normal date on their own. Escort services such as is also an amazing way out for men and women that travel a lot and simply cannot afford to maintain a normal relationship, yet still have needs.

Even better that it’s not limited to the area you’re currently residing in, you can find escort services all over the world with and the best part is no commitment, think about escorts as freshly baked buns that you just pay for, no attachment whatsoever. No regrets and returns.

Making the choice of hiring an escort for a night or for however long you’d like to, is so much easier now that posts photographs of all their girls, it’s literally like buying a BigMac menu at McDonald’s, just point at what you want and press order, so simple even a retard with one arm and half a ball sack could do it. You could even go as far as making a call and having a quick chat with the escort you’d want, like buying fucking tomatoes on farmers market.

There are so many websites offering escort services it can be hard to pick the right one out of the lot. Dr. Suckitdry wholeheartedly advices her clients to do their homework before employing one of those. Look around, check various sites and how they look, do they seem professionally done? Do they look alright? Nice graphics? Do the photographs of their girls seem legit?

When making a decision as tough as hiring an escort, you should also take different matters into account. Are you prone to sexually transmitted diseases? Have you got an HIV virus yourself? You need to think things through for both your safety and the girls’. With everything in mind a experience can be a dream come true for many people, as long as some precautions are taken. When those are taken care of, you’re just one email/phonecall/visit away from spending a night with your perfection of a woman. Our premium escorts are also available via social portals and instant messaging if you’d like to have a quick chat, reconnaissance before the real deal, or just getting the general vibe of the escort that you’re about to hire. It can greatly influence the client-escort relation.

Many of our clients can boast about how they actually found true love with a little help of, scene straight out of Pretty Woman with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, a once in a lifetime love between a wealthy businessman and an escort? Sounds familiar, doesn’t it.

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Age: 22
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